I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
"What did he say?"
This was the most intelligent F bomb ever.
and PBS cut it
if anyone ever tells you that people who work in an office or government are boring please remember that the australian tax office is no longer allowed to have pub crawls because somebody stole a gumball machine.
it was bolted to the ground.
pairing you really love
pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
when are they going to invent medicine that tastes good
i learn something new everyday
i ate a whole bottle of homeopathic tablets in like 8th grade cuz it tasted so good so i wouldn’t be surprised
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
Pushing poses by Shermcohen
I can tell, long time ago I saw this, and true this is one of the most useful things at the moment to pose a character in 3D. worth a reblog
it’s funny how all the new spongebob episodes don’t do this
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all