basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
Badass women from history
- Leather clad English rocker girl
- Women boxing on a roof in LA (1933)
- Ellen O’Neal, the greatest woman freestyle skateboarder in the 1970s
- Elspeth Beard, first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle
aries - stop obsessing over kanye
taurus - chill
gemini - whatever fuckin turtle
cancer - don’t name your first born child harold
leo - nice rack
virgo - little dweeb
libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles
scorpio - my dad
sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you
capricorn - that’s enough memes for today
aquarius - probably illegal
pisces - how do dolphins sleep even
you wanna play games???
you wanna play cute games????
you wanna play games that give you something to think about?????
here my friend
finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours
getting stuck on the next level
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying
Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAsOn the low Trey songz boppin too lmao
being a girl is so expensive like
XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.