westernkanye:

An important purchase


680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via iamnotwhoioncewas)


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sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

(via fucksinglelouis)


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ivoryathena:

Badass women from history

  1. Leather clad English rocker girl
  2. Women boxing on a roof in LA (1933)
  3. Ellen O’Neal, the greatest woman freestyle skateboarder in the 1970s
  4. Elspeth Beard, first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle

(via bellatrixt)


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zodiacs

turcl:

aries - stop obsessing over kanye

taurus - chill

gemini - whatever fuckin turtle

cancer - don’t name your first born child harold

leo - nice rack

virgo - little dweeb

libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles

scorpio - my dad

sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you

capricorn - that’s enough memes for today

aquarius - probably illegal

pisces - how do dolphins sleep even

(via thisloveisallthativegot)


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you wanna play games???

you wanna play cute games????

you wanna play games that give you something to think about?????

here my friend


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and thats how you know a game is gonna be good
worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 


stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

image

getting stuck on the next level

image

(via skuldugggery)


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ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.


noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

(via s--a--d--n--e--s--s)


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titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

(Source: vinebox, via codebamboo)

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xscapeurreality:

Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs

On the low Trey songz boppin too lmao

(Source: beyonseh, via hostagesituation)


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officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

(via skuldugggery)


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lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry