today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think
fucking watch this
how real is this
this was my tag and i got 21 messages telling me to watch it - you need to watch this
oh my god
Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like
DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN
fred finna tear it up in the basement
are you fucking kidding me
Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.
Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing
They cause die
Me. Thats me.
Motherfucker you wanna play
i have to wonder if it would have just been best to not tell you about the article lol
Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single face you’ve seen in your dream, you’ve seen somewhere once in your life.
And those strange nightmares you’ve had of those terrible demon like creatures ?
You’ve seen them around too, you just cant remember. You don’t want to remember.
when people say “homestuck is boring” i say
did u get to the part where that kid on the first page’s ectobiological sister’s alternate scratched timeline grandpa stands before an erupting volcano with his jacket blowing in the wind wearing a helmet shaped like the main villain and kisses the decapitated head of the first kid’s best friend’s brother but actually father’s alternate scratched timeline self?
also there is a dragon
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
Why is this so awesome?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?
You put melted butter on popcorn?
yes. welcome to the new age.
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
-my music theory professor on the happiest and saddest sounding keys (via thingsmymusicprofessorssay)
you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought